Limerick Time

Because limericks are fun to read

There was a girl from a far away civilization

“She’s sleeping with my friend”, I had a realization

I reported her to jail

She couldn’t get a bail

Cuz homosexuality is still in the process of legalization.

 

A few years before twelve years ago

I lay in my bed with a girl from morocco

She farted during sex

and shat on my bed

Saying “When you gotta go, you gotta go”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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