Because limericks are fun to read
There was a girl from a far away civilization
“She’s sleeping with my friend”, I had a realization
I reported her to jail
She couldn’t get a bail
Cuz homosexuality is still in the process of legalization.
A few years before twelve years ago
I lay in my bed with a girl from morocco
She farted during sex
and shat on my bed
Saying “When you gotta go, you gotta go”.